Reuben Flagg
Reservist
An old cowboy wore his lab coat one dark and windy day
He rested to eat 9 bananas as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Plowin' through the ragged skies, and up a cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny, and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the wizards coming hard, and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie!
Ghost wizards in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's ridin' hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On donkeys snortin' fire, carrying a heavy gatling gun
As the wizards loped on by him, he heard one call his name
"If you wanna save your soul from Hell, a-ridin' on our range
Then cowboy, change your ways today, or with us you will ride
Tryin' to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies"
He rested to eat 9 bananas as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
Plowin' through the ragged skies, and up a cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny, and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the wizards coming hard, and he heard their mournful cry
Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie!
Ghost wizards in the sky
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's ridin' hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On donkeys snortin' fire, carrying a heavy gatling gun
As the wizards loped on by him, he heard one call his name
"If you wanna save your soul from Hell, a-ridin' on our range
Then cowboy, change your ways today, or with us you will ride
Tryin' to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies"