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Don't Panic and Bring Your Towel

Diggo11

The West Team
Dev Team
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always as they seem. For instance, on the public beta, testers had always assumed that they were the most intelligent species occupying the game, instead of the third most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were, of course, duel bandits who curiously enough had long known of the impending destruction of Waupee's Village. They had made many attempts to alert players to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to donate money and collapse to the ground...

[SIZE="+2"]Don't Panic, Towel Day is here![/SIZE]​

In honour of the late Douglas Adams, The West will be celebrating Towel Day on 25 May. Start your day by fighting off the Wogons, a most unpleasant alien race, whose plans to destroy Waupee's Village have apparently been on display at the planning office for fifty years. There is no time for hitchhikers to put their feet up, however, so you'll want to chug a Galactic Gargler that will put an extra infinitely improbable kick into your travels. (Perhaps it'll save you enough time to read that section of the Guide that really would have helped five minutes ago.) And of course, don't forget to bring your towel! You'll have until 31 May to collect them all, so keep opening any laundry boxes you can find.

(Please note the towels are collector's cards, they will not display in your inventory. You must visit the achievements window and open the events section.)

Happy Towel Day beta testers, and remember, what do you get if you multiply six by nine? 42!
 
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